Well, I have completed my first for the Phantom. As I said in a previous comment, he just wanted a banana…delivered to Alaska. He included a voucher for the postage, it’s just rather…odd. I mean, I’ve tried to imagine what possible purpose he could have for this. Judging by the time it would take for the package to arrive, the fruit will have spoilt by the time it arrives. Most confusing. Still, there’s no point in complaining. If I do this enough he says he’ll give me support, so I might as well indulge him.
Also, an update on my Craigslist ad. So far there have been no real responses. In truth, I became soured to the idea after your comments, dear readers. There are better places to find companionship. Like here, for example. Just posting these and finally getting comments has really made me appreciate you guys: QXZenith, Bug, Finch, Yankee White, Zup, and all the others who’ve given me such kind and encouraging words. Every new comment fills me with joie de vivre.
Things can only get better.